Top Fundraiser Update: Seward Maintains Lead, Challenger Calls In

The SLAMmers’ Jeff Seward continues to lead all fundraisers with $3,870 raised so far, but an anonymous challenger recently called in to Tournament HQ with an update.

“Next Thursday’s the day, ” the caller promised. “I’ve got a firm $40 at this exact precise moment, but I’m expecting big things. A little here, a little there, bada bing, bada boop, next thing you know, I’m at four thousand.”

“By next Thursday, my team’s gonna rocket right past where it is right now. No doubtabouddit.”

OK, well there’s the latest on the anonymous challenger. We’ll know soon enough. We’ll give you an update next week. Stay tuned!